what about me.
22:11
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
1. When you lose the remote? GO AND SEARCH IT!!!
2. when your sitting on the toilet and you find out you've run out of toilet paper?( assume your at home)sorry,i don't use toilet paper...if thats the case,i would go and wear back my pants and take the toilet paper
3. When a 8 year old attention seeking annoying brat wont leave you alone?walk away and ignore,that brat will get tired soon enough...
4. When a annoying attention seeking 17 year old?ask him/her"how old r u?"n....GET A LIFE!!!
5. When they're siblings and both annoy the hew out of you?shout at them to get outta my sight!!
6. When someone steals your food right when you're about to eat it?i hope that person will die,choking from the food(just jk,of course i m not that cruel...if its a beggar,i would give it to him or else...they DIE!)
7. That person is your best friend?nah...forget bout it but i never have a best friend...
8. Your family member?
go n get a new food..
9. When your friend burps in your ear and the smell of rotten eggs and chicken passes into your nose?Ask him/her to cover his/her mouth n that his/her mouth smell worst than fart!!!..wakaka...
10. When you're walking down a street and at the end, around both corners are mobs of people walking towards and and one yells, " ITS HER/HIM!" and run after you?natural reaction is to run...i RUN!!
11. When you're sitting with people and know they dont want you there and completely ignore you even though you say something to them?get the hell out of there when they don't even want to be near me!!
12. When a creepy guy at the mall is following you and your cousin EVERYWHERE!!! Even into Victoria's secret?call the police...
13. When you find out the world is ending?not to skip my prayers anymore and ask for forgiveness frm god for the wrong things i did...
14. When you're playing tennis and the 15 year old azn girl in the other court keeps on hitting her ball into your court because she cant aim?take the ball and hit it towards her telling that i didn't do it intentionally..
15. When you open the front door and find your favorite celebrity there?shock!!..ask him what is he doing here?
these question credits to CTLunatC @ Soompi
i m bored so i guess i update it with some randomness
i took this pic of sunset at my sis house...wanna hear a joke bout little johnny?here it is: Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing."Why are you crying?" asked the Johny."I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.When he heard this, Johny started to cry."Why are you crying?" asked the girl.He looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test." riddle...guess what it is!!!tag it on the tag board or scrool down and highlight it....A man lives on the 50th floor of an apartment building.On sunny days, he takes the elevator to the 25th floor and walks the other 25 floors by stairs.On rainy days, he takes the elevator straight to the 50th floor.Why does it do that?the answer is because he's very very short (like a midget) and can only reach up to the 25th button for the 25th floor, BUT on rainy days he has an umbrella which can reach the 50th button.
PS:my stomach is in pain cause i din't eat well...gtg...have a nice day =)
